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I remembered how shitty some people can be over results . Some really hot girl was crying while being comforted by me and then i asked her how much she got , she got 13 when i got 22 . FML .

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School - by d.s (im a guy!)

Today, I remembered how my classmates were comforting this guy whose crying over his exam results while leaving me out. The guy gotten a B3 while i had F9. FML

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Shit Happens - by Icy (im a guy!)

Today, I woke up too early for work so I turned on the television to kill some time. I fell asleep and only to wake up and realize that it's 2 hours later. From an hour early for work to an hour late for work. FML.

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Shit Happens - by sleepwalking (im a guy!)

After watching the damn 2359 show with my friends, now at night don't dare go my army camp toilet. Damn creepy lah.. Always got noise coming from the far end of the sibeh knn big toilet. FML.

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Shit Happens - by nelson (im a guy!)

Today damn dulan, I've never had to squeeze and wait train after train before the damn circle line open. Feels like service getting worst and worst but price higher and higher. FML.

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Public Transport - by nabeh (im a guy!)

Today, I came home from school to find my 7 years old younger brother in my room and was sticking my entire pack of sanitary pads on my tv. FML.

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Relationships - by jenn (im a girl!)

Today, I had it with the new singtel mio plan I've got. My internet connection feels like the data is carried by underground ants under the hdb buildings. I ended up ripping the modem & smashing it on the floor. Singnet Sucks. FML.

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Shit Happens - by gerald (im a guy!)

Today, I'm beginning to think that my boyfriend love my boobs more than me. He gave each of them names and talk to them in a act cute voice. then texts me to tell me he misses my boobs instead of me. FML.

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Relationships - by desu (im a girl!)

Today, I looked at my PSLE score today and saw that it was only 190. My friend beside me was crying & when I asked her, she said she only scored 237. FML.

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School - by matt (im a guy!)

Today, I was getting frustrated with the other road users that I was cutting in and out of the lanes without signalling. A Traffic Policeman came by my side and wave me to pull over. For a moment, I thought I'm screwed with a ticket and demerit points. He walked up to me and said, your headlight is not on. FML.

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Public Transport - by rhetoric. (im a guy!)

Today I was on the MRT to work, there was this hot chick who came and sit beside on the vacant seat next to me. I thought it was my lucky day, until a pregnant woman came and stand in front of me. Gotta give up my seat. FML

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Public Transport - by muse101 (im a guy!)

I called my colleague who was on leave yesterday, to enquire about something. The moment the call connected, he was screwing me upside down. When I finally managed to cut him off to tell him it was me, he kept on apologising me as he thought it was his girlfriend who called him. FML

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Work - by targetboard (im a guy!)

Today, I overslept at the MRT and alighted at Tiong Bahru.. I work in Joo Koon..the train is already on its way back to Pasir Ris.. FML

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Shit Happens - by psychedelia (im a girl!)

My boyfriend came over while I was babysitting my little brother. He wouldn't stay in bed, so my boyfriend told him,"If you don't stay in bed, the monster will eat you!" I now have to wash my brother's bedsheets as he was too afraid to get up and go pee.

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Family - by nazurah (im a girl!)

Today, i was hanging out with my girlfriend and i lost my phone so i asked to use hers so i looked on her phone and it said danny wit hearts so i thought it was me.. i called no ring... it ended up being my best friends brother... he answered the phone whats upp babe... FML.

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Relationships - by danny ennab (im a guy!)

I burnt my fingers in FX. Losing all my savings and now i'm left with $30 for the week. F*** & FML

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Shit Happens - by leonn88 (im a guy!)

I was dating this 18 year old, im 15, and we broke up but we still talked and stuff. he told me all this shit that he didnt mean. then one of his friends told me that im too young for him and too immature. now hes dating a 14 yr old. FML

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Relationships - by heartbroken (im a girl!)

After sitting for hours at my desk, my legs fell asleep. When I got up to go to the bathroom on my break, I couldn't walk properly and leaned against things so I wouldn't fall over. My supervisor then came over and started lecturing me about being drunk at work.

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Work - by tungseng (im a guy!)

I went running. My boyfriend was surprised at the fact that I'm exercising and just trying to get in shape. He accused me of making it up so I could cheat on him.

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Relationships - by bluemoon (im a girl!)

Today while I was using Facebook, Twitter and doing everything happily, my principal called and told me I was going to be retained... I cried while talking to her... FML

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School - by ahsharbites (im a girl!)

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